Month: June 2020

Coincidences

I was reading Fire Down Below by William Golding. It is an account of a voyage to Australia. Set in the 19th century, I think. Then, even as I was halfway through the book, I happened to pick another one to read. It gripped me immediately, and I continued reading it after I finished the first one. The Far Country by Nevil Shute. This one is a story about settlers in Australia, set in the early part of the second half of the 20th century. They might well have been descendants of the voyagers in the first book. Uncanny. I have read about 15 pages of The Far Country. It is small, tightly set type, and its 239 pages may well reveal more unsettling secrets. I do not believe that coincidences are happenstances. They have meaning, but their significance escapes our overly rational and cynical minds. I have already made a further, remarkable discovery. Both these titles have three words and thirteen letters. I’m sure of it, I spent a long time counting them. 

Another time, I was reading another book, I think it was The Hitchhiker’s Guide…, there was a place in the book when the hero looks at the clock, and the clock says 1.03 am. I stopped reading, yawned, glanced at my phone. The time…was actually 1.04 am. It could have been 1.03 am at the same moment it was 1.03 am in the book, and then, in the time it took for me to put down the book and glance at the clock, the minute hand could have moved on. Out of kindness for me, just so I was slightly less spooked than I could have been.   

The other day I opened a book on my Kindle and read ‘And delight reigned. They drew the chair under the plum tree, which was snow-white with blossoms and musical with bees.’ This was in The Secret Garden by Frances Hodgson Burnett. And then I took a bite out of a plum. It is not often I eat a plum. I would have eaten perhaps twenty plums in all my life until the day of this coincident. And to read about a plum tree at the very moment I was eating a plum is very rum. It is worth noting.

A little later, I read this in The Canon, The Beautiful Basics of Science, by Natalie Angier: ‘John Littlewood (mathematician at the University of Cambride) blah blah blah: “You see and hear things happening at the rate of maybe one per second, amounting to 30,000 or so ‘events’ a day, or a million per month. The vast majority of events you barely notice, but every so often, from the great stream of happenings, you are treated to a marvel: the pianist at the bar starts playing a song that you’d just been thinking of, or you pass the window of a pawnshop and see the heirloom ring that had been stolen from your apartment eighteen months ago. Yes, life is full of miracles, minor, major, middling C. It’s called ‘not being in a persistent vegetative state’ and having a life span longer than a click beetle’s.”

This is incredible isn’t it? I mean, reading something about coincidences, so soon after a fantastic coincidence. What are the odds of that?

Quadzillions of quintillions of googols of 1 millionths of nanoseconds.

Midday, Sunday, in a park

This is Nageswara Rao Park. Named after a man who would not dream of lying like a corpse at midday on a cement bench worn smooth by bums over decades. There are several of them now, one of them so like a corpse that one steals by somberly, letting him rest in peace. He has a face that looks like it is hewn from Cudappah granite. Its rough, craggy features, with its black mustache on a black ground, expressionless in its repose, or perhaps it is done with emotion forever, perhaps it will never smile, or frown, or weep or snigger evermore, there is no way to tell unless one takes hold of that mustache and tweaks, or gives it a good brave tug. He is well built and looks well dressed too, unusually for a corpse impersonator in this park. An arm is flung outward, and hangs heavily, nervelessly, its dead weight dragging it towards the ground. He wears a shirt that looks fresh, only a few days unwashed, and a belt holding up, just holding actually, a pant that is brown. The belt is very broad, and has a gleaming steel buckle on which the word ‘scientist’ is etched in black letters. This is just one of those normal everyday weirdnesses. We pass on, look at a clump of bamboo, a thicket some twenty feet thick, and the very history of Madras is lodged, stuck fast, in its deep, dense, dark agglomeration of decades of growth. Its shoots shoot up from the thick tangle at their base and spread out as they soar upward, as though they can no longer bear each other’s company. Beyond their shade is the kindly, gentle, caressing warmth of the November sun. There is another clump where there is a pack of squirrels, frisky, super animated, squirrely squirrels that scurry and shoot along the bamboo shoots like dementematons. Not all the people are practicing to be dead bodies, some are playing volleyball very amateurly, and others are playing badminton badly, and others are playing football with their mouths, shouting and arguing for every goal. We sit for a while, and our mind refuses to board any train of thought to anywhere useful, so we leave.

The test

“Are you the doctor?” she asked the man who wore the white coat. He also wore a scruffy beard and a demented smile, so there was more than a hint of a doubt in her voice.

“Hee hee hee,” said the man, nodding vigorously.

“Yes, he what?” she said.

“Hee hee hee,” said the man again.

She tried a different tack. “Can you tell me the joke? It’s not good to laugh alone.”  

“Which one?” said the man. “I know four.”

“Start with the first one,” she said.

“But that’s a little off colour, you know. Not with ladies present.”

“It’s ok, I’m not prudish.”

“Who are you, then?”

“I’m looking for the doctor.”

“That’s a looong name.”

“What’s yours?”

“Well, this coat. And that table. And this…but really, we own nothing. Can we take our possessions with us when we pop it? No.”

“Mummy.”

“Mummy what?”

“You know, the treasures with the mummies in the pyramids.”

 “My mummy. She made laddus.”

She smiled. “Too late,” she said.

A pome

Happiness is a varicoloured butterfly
Fluttering like eyelashes, long ones
In the cold of December, eat buns
What else, what else rhymes…yes, runs
Youth is a fleeting dream, flitting
Like the butterfly aforementioned
Faded memories you carry into old age
Child of strife, a waif, ghosts by in stealth
Ho hum, a long drawn out sigh, expels breath
If this, this is all, all this is life’s sum
Then what do we do, in history’s bum
Oh look, a cotton puff cloud floating slow
Where have we come from, where to now?

Moonlit future

Today, it is pournami. There have been clouds, but they have dispersed, moved aside like curtains. The brilliance in the dark sky. The hard bright pinpoints of light. There is a temple on a street nearby, where there are no streetlights to compete with the moon. In the light of oil lamps and the moon fortune tellers line the street. In the reflected sunlight of the full moon, they claim to see the future. Dozens of them, with their cards and parrots and conch shells. It is a rare opportunity, because you can ask for the prognosis, and then get a second or third or half dozenth opinion. If they all agree, then it cannot be wrong. But there are always words to cloud the prophesies. Tricky, slippery things, words. They can say one thing and mean another. We know that. It is not fate that is inscrutable, it is words.

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